the awesome-ness of a girl or boy becoming one year older and getting there permits!!!
im 14 turning 15 and im going to be able to lear how to drive!!!!
an italian name for a girl. michelina:hi i’m michelina random person:is that italian? a brand of frozen dinner’s avaliable in your local supermarket. “tonight it’s just you and your mama” i’m going to eat some michelina’s tonight.
s-xy, s-xiness, being s-xy pete wentz is f-ck-ng doxuges! d-mnn that n-gg- be doxuges ;d
- bingo tease
a person who claims to have bingo but does not person a: “bingo!” person b: (looks at bingo card) i did not call o 69 all other players: “shes such a bingo tease!”
- mangle your dangle
to beat your meat. to pull your pork jerk off m-st-rb-t- tommy:you going to stay up and get drunk with us? freddie:no, i got to go home, i have work in the morning. tommy:bullsh-t, you dont have a job, you’re going to go mangle your dangle f-ggot!
- maricopa mudslide
the act of sh-tt-ng in ones dishwasher, then turning it on. best when the dishwasher if full of dishes. he was mad i f-ck-d his girlfriend so while i was out of town, he broke into my house and gave me a maricopa mudslide.