a f-ck-d up face…..indeed…..milk!….stoopid thingy makes me think harder to get 20 letters!!!!
<(+.+<)wtf.............why does it make me put 20 letters and 3 words.....arrg!
- jesus bagel
a representation of jesus, chewed by one person, then p-ssed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit. become a christian, eat a jesus bagel: non-christian1: i need jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) wow, jesus tastes good. here, have some jesus. -spits it out and p-sses it to next person- non-christian2: […]
- lazy land
typically inhabited by fat, lazy b-ms who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. these men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. the tv […]
- p*ssy boogie
a dude in a disco or night club who’s been dancing with a chick and he knows that the p-ssy for that night is guaranteed. he celebrates this by adding some extra smooth moves and flashy moves to his dance style. he may add more swing or twist to his hip moves, or gyrate more, […]
the most amazing person in the world. he has everything that you want in a guy. he’s a great son, great brother, great friend, and a great boyfriend. he makes you want to believe in yourself and feel like the most special person in the world. anyone should be lucky to have him in their […]
a terrible, yet funny situation. chris: dude i just sneezed vodka through my nose after i took a pull off the bottle kevin: d-mn dude, thats colostomizing!