the imaginary act of getting owned by dou.
(see also dou, and rof1)
the act of fingering one’s own b-tthole. one to three fingers may enter against your 1-way digestive system. being merely for pleasure, this number is attributed to a personal experience with euphoric results. the use of a mirror may be used to view the penetration. after the family bbq, we all dispersed to our rooms […]
- 18 and lost
a phonetic play on words on the nfl’s new england patriots 18-1 season. instead of “eighteen and one” or “eighteen and won”, the appropriate term should be “eighteen and lost”. pats fan: “yeah, well, the patriots still had an amazing 18 and 1 season”. giants fan: “you mean ’18 and lost’ …. sucka”! pats fan: […]
armenian for “what?” used in same context as “que?” dude, flippity floppity floop.” “…eench?”
hawaiian shirt wearing funky smelling fart machine.
a stiff, joke (of a person), a person who gets made fun of, a loser, a scrub, a f-ggot. can be used in different ways: schwaldo, schwaldin, schwaldahontus, schweldoo, schwaldini. the player tried to throw the ball but looked like a schwaldo when he did. wow ok schwaldahontus, you go do that gay stuff. hey […]