a unit of gold in jewlery. seen as a very good high quality type of gold, it is used to describe multiple objects ,as high quality, from cars to women.
a popular phrase using 18k is “18k, all the way”
“dude, that chick is h-lla 18k!”
- fingernail shrapnel
the projectile fingernail clippings that fly off on random trajectories when the nails are clipped.most dangerous are the eye shrapnel.most embarr-ssing is the shrapnel that you couldn’t see where it went only to find out later from a friend at work that you have a fingernail clipping in your hair. i now wear goggles when […]
a small region, in latvia/riga. jugla is just like compton (only it’s not a ghetto). lots of criminals in streets. everyone respect guys from jugla. gangsta – gimme me money! guy from jugla – na-h! who the f— are you? gangsta – i’m from compton – you motherf—er! guy from jugla – but i’m from […]
- junior high
the lowest form of human existance. boys tend to be odourous and greasy haired due to puperty and girls are developing b–bs and cliques that include the ‘hot’ guys you are not one of. the ethics employed by individuals in this time are not only cheap and unfair but also life-crushingly depressing that is some […]
- june 31st for popes
the two-day celebration from june 30th to july 1st for discordian popes to symbolically excommunicate each other, then to de-excommunicate each other. 1st pope: hey buddy, i’m fnord to excommunicate you! 2nd pope: i’m fnord to de-excommunicate myself, then i excommunicate you! 3rd pope: happy june 31st for popes! fnord!
- larry aquarium
larry aquarium(n)-a bus stop with a plethora of black people at it. pete: did you see the corner of 3rd and mlk blvd; there are tons of blacks just hanging around. preston: oh, that’s because it’s a larry aquarium. they have to work too.