some weird kinky sh-t n-body should watch. not horse p-rn
person 1 – hay you’ve seen 2 men 1 horse right
person 2 – yeah why?
person 1 – well i booked horse riding for today
person 2 – f-ck no
- koda mauu
koda mauu is the cutest person you’ll meet, he loves panda express and monster like his life depends on it, if you fall in love with one make sure you compliment him all the time. he has anxiety and is always paranoid so always be there to calm him down, he’ll always stand up for […]
the act of slinging such hot loads that you blast off into the cosmos. also occurs when, fist b-mping so hard causes the merging of galaxies. hey, my sp-ce doggy, would you like to blastoff with me into the andbromeda? careful, these loads are getting pretty hot – we may be sent into the anbromeda.
a loud and obnoxious person of polish descent who often has a sh-t-eating grin and has a primary purpose of annoying the h-ll out of people with repet-tious music and reusable inside jokes. can be found on the edges of sjw facebook posts writing, “triggered!” that guy is such a masakowski. he posted “f-ck you. […]
- flop your tots
the act of flashing ones bare br–sts. you should flop your tots onto the office window.
being too average he was a simpolton when he went and had some coffee