25 titties on the dresser
an expression used to mean roughly that one has a lot of women at his disposal, mainly for s-xual purposes. probably derived from the dj dmd song 25 lighters.
b – yo tyrone, you gettin’ p-ssy nowadays?
t – h-ll yeah, b. i got 25 t-tties on the dresser, yessir.
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