the sensation that happens after eating carbs for lunch
i need chocolate…i’ve got the 3 o’clock flop
- racehorse sh*ts
when after holding in your sh-ts too long, you wind up sh-tting your pants on the way to the bathroom much like a racehorse sh-ts while running its track. i got stuck in a conversation with cindy at the party for so long, that when i ran to the bathroom i got the racehorse sh-ts. […]
a total -sshole who embarr-sses himself and anyone around him. that c-cknopper doesn’t know how to act around people, don’t invite him.
the fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. this is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. they have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person […]
any female of the dyk- persuasion who’s love and l-st for m-ff surp-sses that of denim jackets, horses, sneaker boots and even life itself. rosie o’donnell, rachel maddow, and whoopi goldberg are commonly referred to as the three m-ffeteers in recognition of their distinct service and outstanding valor in their efforts for the liberation and […]
a person who does not simply watch television; makes predictions early on, contemplates, makes connections, -n-lyzes, compares, is able to link fleeting hidden hints from previous episodes, and nails the conclusion upon aforementioned early prediction. a tv’er can call out a plot twist within the first 1/3 of the show. dude! how did you know […]