a 401g is the stockpile of weed a person acc-mulates when they keep a little bit of weed from each amount they’ve previously purchased, for emergency purposes.
dang, i’m out of weed but i only just started investing in my 401 g
- mystic winds
when one farts under a cover/blanket while with a significant other. as the significant other moves or adjusts said cover/blanket a breeze of fart slaps them in the face. girl: “sean gave me the mystic winds again last night.” guys friends: “thats what you get on taco tuesday.”
- lebaneser scrouge
a lesbian that tries to ruin christmas sharon has been a lebaneser scrouge ever since she caught her girlfriend with a guy at the christmas party.
- feels jerk
a feels jerk is when a group of sensitive sjws are all on a social media site (usually tumblr, but may also include facebook and youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. in a feels jerk the sjws will generally outnumber the normal thinking people […]
- thermal lance
noun the s-x act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce. i said “no way” when my girlfriend wanted to give me a thermal lance.
- fairy god f*ggot
a small fairy who will fly into girls rooms at night and tap them with her anti-d-ck stick and poof that girl is a lesbian girl: i think i might like girls mom: oh sh-t, the fairy god f-ggot must’ve tapped you with her anti-d-ck stick i your sleep. girl: mom, wtf are you on […]