the optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a b-n-r when in reality you don’t. aka pitching a tent
those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up
1. a behavioral pattern that’s a b-tch to break. 2. a relationship that’s hard to end. 1. i can’t go a day without texting. it’s hab-tchual. 2. this relationship is so on again off again. it’s hab-tchual. the nature of having a habit to be a generally rude and unpleasant person, or b-tch casey cannot […]
- irish swing job
when your m-st-rb-t- into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music. susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato…
- german pretzel press
having extreme v-g-n-l s-x with a women resulting in her v-g-n- resembling a pretzel. mike: i totally gave beth a german pretzel press xavier: nice! i’ve only heard legends of the german pretzel press. it is said that only one possesing the p-n-s of destiny can perform such a task. having extreme v-g-n-l s-x with […]
basically, another way to say “psyche”. richard simmons is pretty straight…haboing!
the rising level of sophistication of the american public. used by stephen colbert on the colbert report. teaching people how to cook like a gourmet chef is contributing to the fancypantsification of the american public.