the about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.
joe: dude after i jacked off, i kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!
dan: that’s the 5 seconds of awesome! why are you telling me you m-st-rb-t-d in the first place?
- 5 seconds of fury
the five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. it usually consists of closing the p-rn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to c-m. not a good feeling. jesus, i felt like i was going to have […]
- 5 session rule
a common knowledge webcam rule stating that it’s okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn’t exceed 5 sessions. if it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. derived from the “5 second rule”. hey bro we can only do this one more time and then […]
similar to 4sho, except when you say 4sho you are just saying “for sure”, whereas when you are 5sho you are extremely “for sure”. used only on instant messenger. person #1: “yo you feelin that new t.i. cd?” person #2: “5sho” person #1: “d-mn it was that good foreal?” person #2: “yeah man cop that […]
- 5 skin
someone who’s 4skin is large so therefore you call it 5 skin haha dan godfrey has a 5 skin
five seconds of b–bcrew girl group from america “hey have you heard 5sob’s new song?” “you mean 5sos?” “no, not five seconds of summer! five seconds of b–bcrew!”