5 seconds of fury

the five seconds that seem like a year when you hear someone opening your bedroom door whilst you are masturbating. it usually consists of closing the p-rn website, finding another website, pulling up your underwear and pants and trying not to c-m. not a good feeling.
jesus, i felt like i was going to have a heart attack when i heard my mom opening my door during my midnight w-nk. luckily i have mastered the 5 seconds of fury.

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