when a girl goes to jack you off and treats it as if she is shifting a 5 speed truck.
even was about to get a hand job but the girl just gave him a 5 speed!
is the kind of guy that falls in love with an amazing kind of girl, if he loves you then you should be happy to have such a guy, he is happy loving and will protect you with his life he is honest loyal an only lies to try an keep the people he cares […]
- faptious day
the day on which you fap. may also be spelled fapjous day. a play on fraptious day from the new alice in wonderland. carmin would wait until sunday, which is after sat-rday — the day on which she always attempts to get laid, to m-st-rb-t-. that way, she would be ready should the chance to […]
when trying to say “haha” but, because of laziness and/or tiredness, miss the last “a” and type a “z” instead. man, what you just said was so funny. hahz. darn, i missed the “a”
- makeing out
kissing for an extended period of time. “i heard that dan and morgan were makeing out last night,” said person #1. “it must have been totally morgalicious!” responed person #2.
what one is feeling when they break up(through voicemail) with a “loved one” who’s overseas. “i’m in a world of irkdom