a jack-ss; someone who is very stupid. most likely on drugs.
5-spot is such a douchebag
a five dollar bill
do you have a 5 spot availible?
a mexican which can go to prison for two six month periods in one year and still finish the year with honours.
a 5-spot normally goes to prison for raping little girls and kicking their head teachers face.
a 5-spot usually has a horrible haircut, probably a mullet.
if you try to insult a 5-spot, he will bring up the worst argument ever and get insanely arrogant.
if you ever encounter a 5-spot hold your breath and cover your -sshole, as it will stink and will be h-m-s-xual.
haha, you’re a failure 5-spot.
the singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases. bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.
a girl which masturbrates with a cell phone’s vibartor function kayla:i think kristy phone-a-brates. alex:what makes you say that? kayla:’cause everytime i borrow her phone it’s all sticky and sometimes wet.
- 5 star dw
when a girl has slept with a large number of guys, parties a little too hard, smokes a little too much & continues to walk around on a daily basis, like nothing is wrong. when obtaining this many stars, guys will start turning you down because you are trashy.. joe: aye son, who’s that chick […]
- d*ck drool
the after c-m that drips out of your d-ckh–d and cakes your boxers yo, crusty draws! how about some control on the d-ck drool, you f-ck!
- claude & claudia
what you realize you should have named your cats, after you realized that you should have got them declawed when you had the extra money. they looked like a “fluffy” and a “m-ffy” when i first saw them. now when i look at them all i can think of is “claude & claudia”.