when a girl has slept with a large number of guys, parties a little too hard, smokes a little too much & continues to walk around on a daily basis, like nothing is wrong. when obtaining this many stars, guys will start turning you down because you are trashy..
joe: aye son, who’s that chick over there?
karl: son she’s a 5 star dw, you don’t want that! she’s like a door kn-b, we all had a turn!
- d*ck drool
the after c-m that drips out of your d-ckh–d and cakes your boxers yo, crusty draws! how about some control on the d-ck drool, you f-ck!
- claude & claudia
what you realize you should have named your cats, after you realized that you should have got them declawed when you had the extra money. they looked like a “fluffy” and a “m-ffy” when i first saw them. now when i look at them all i can think of is “claude & claudia”.
- j money h*rn
not really a horn at all. this is the use of vocal power in the same manner as a horn in order that one might avoid using the real automotive horn on account of it sounding too “wussy.” “i don’t use my real horn. it sounds too wussy so i just stick my head out […]
- claws for hands!
1) a term to designate a special something that somebody has, especially in a romantic context. when it is used possessively, it indicates a wonderful, but nonspecific, quality. usually capitalized. 2) as an interjection to end a conversation about the ideal type of person you would be interested in. similar to invoking hitler to end […]
early morning: 1. take a shower then a sh-t (dont wipe and make sure not to dry off) 2. put pantyhose over your head (to hide your ident-ty) 3. get in bed with either your roomie or someone you want to get back at 4. start screaming “give it up!!!!!” 5. run like h-ll! this […]