when you see someone trying their first piece of wrigley’s 5 gum and they fall into complete and utter obsession/ecstasy like the people in the 5 commercials. as this never actually happens, the word is rarely used.
tori: “wow i am just so in love with this piece of gum. it’s like heaven just took a sh-t on my mouth and h-ll sprayed me with fire. my senses are so conflicted i just- lsdfnkvhsdufykjsbdvkuhyf…”
shelby and lexie: “aww, her first 5gasm.”
- be a bisland
1. being exceptionally rich, but trying to hide it by living in a terribly middle-cl-ssed town. 2. being a complete jerk to poor people. john: hey, wanna help me at the local soup kitchen tomorrow? steve: no thanks, i’ve got better things to do. john: wow, way to be a bisland.
when people make fun of hipsters. telling hipster jokes. looking down on hipsters, or just bashing hipsters. anyone who won’t let a hipster live his/her hipster life style. trying to cl-ssify a hipster, with what they drink, eat, wear, smoke, or shop. “don’t be a hipsterracist.” “hey man did you see that hipster drinking pbr […]
- james the f*gmo
a j-panese-w-nged fruitcake who is so full of himself, he can hardly see the way out of the dark, deep p-ssage of his r-ct-m. he counts his friends every morning, and ends up with a negative number. he spends his days masturbating to anime p-rn, (hentai), trying to convince himself he has friends, and with […]
- james t. kirk
the very essence of all that ever has been or ever will be awesome; the man. dude, anybodyan suck my b-lls, n-body will ever be as cool as james tiberius kirk!
- pulling an sj
when you ditch your friends to hang out with “cooler people” camping in cod black ops i thought we were hanging out today, wow he’s pulling an sj what a camper! that guy is pulling an sj being such a chill friend where you can talk to them about anything like lord of the rings […]