considered by many to be the average size for a p-n-s.
” meh, he’s average ”
” at least i have a 6 inch p-n-s “
- obsessive phone disorder
aka opd to constantly have one’s phone in hand. whether it is for work, personal organization, entertainment, or research, the phone is always being used. opd is most typically seen with excessive iphone use but can be any device that is used more than 60% of the time. he suffers from a serious case of […]
- pulling a codster
leaving without saying goodbye. i’m too sad to say goodbye, so i’m pulling a codster instead.
- punching a hole in the chocolate bar
an act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) partic-p-nt uses one’s p-n-s to “punch” a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one s-xually. please note that the “chocolate bar” must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the […]
- a cowboy's dozen
to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying. cashier: can i help you? customer: i’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there. cashier: sure, how many would you like? customer: a cowboy’s dozen (throws money on counter) cashier: (counts money) […]
1. a really, really good job 2. some-one who is pwn beyond belief. omfg nice shootin, pwnjob! holy cr-p, you see that shammy? what a pwnjob!