the exact weight that talladega nights acter will ferrell perfers his jesus to be when saying grace.
“dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus…”
“i like to think of jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. that way it says im serious but i like to party”
others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.
when a man c-m’s on a woman after 50 seconds of oral s-x wow, i just giuggioed my girlfriend, she was so good! i almost pulled a giuggio but then she stopped so i lasted more than 50 seconds. “if i ever have a giuggio with my girlfriend i will never be able to show […]
- anissa rodriguez
the hottest women on the planet. she is the b-ssist for the band eyes set to kill don: when i see anissa rodriguez i get a huge b-n-r. raquel: so do i
- blink symphony
the few seconds the turn signal in you car blinks in sync with the car in front of you. the symphony comes from the ticking sound which provides the necessary audio to match the visuals. though very short in duration, the symphony causes so much intrigue in those who experience it that they desperately antic-p-te […]
- 6 prime
“half of 69” – specifically when only the male is performing his part of the 69 – hense 6 prime “last night while we were hiding, we decided to 69 and while he was performing a 6 prime, i wanted to im you and tell you, about us hiding!”
- 6 ps
prior planning prevents p-ss poor performance or prior preparations prevents p-ss poor performance more… proper planning/preparations prevents pretty poor performance proper planning/preparations prevents p-ss poor performance p-ss poor planning/preparations prevents proper performance micheal: i’m going to break my brother lincoln out of prison. he’s innocent you know. loc: well… if you’re really gonna do it, […]