the amount of time it takes for young inspired teachers to reach complete burnout in american public schools. this is largely due to standardized lesson plans and tests, inept administration, being worked overtime with poor pay, and students and parents who don’t care.
new teacher: “if i can just reach one student today, i will have done a good job”
6-year burnout teacher: “jason, i’m sick of your att-tude. turn in your test and get out of my cl-ssroom!”
6-year burnout teacher: “cl-ss, instead of having you read julius caesar, and me teach you about it, we are just going to watch a portion of the movie to cram for the eog test.”
a ‘crowdm-ss’ is a large gathering of people around a specific venue or location. it’s popularity sp-wned from an australian group purchasing service founded by students from various victorian universities. there was a crowdm-ss outside the restaurant.
- Pudding Scoops
br–sts lacking structural integrity, aka saggy and mushy, to which their bra cups serve as scoops holding up two pudding-like piles of b–b. “i wish tina would stop wearing low-cut shirts so my wondering eyes didn’t have to see her pudding scoops all day long.” “dude that girl i nailed last night, had pudding scoops. […]
- 7:00 AM
the time i have to wake up every d-mn moring for school and it sucks! waking up at 7:00 am sucks
- crumb cutlet
when you take a girl to the beach and either f-ck her or recieve a bl-w j-b. then after you are done -j-c-l-t-ng onto her face, you grab a handful of sand and throw it into her face. then you proceed to run away screaming “c-mb cutlet!” that b-tch was p-ssing me off so i […]
beautiful girl with a nice -ss. yo that girl was a gladis. a h-rny girl who likes salad tossing originally from cali, area unknown “have you ever had your salad tossed”? person:no gladis:we’ll see 😉 one that is nosey and constanly up in everyone’s business d-mn gladis, how’d u get so nosey… see edna edna’s […]