s-x with the devil.
guy 1: hey guys, guess what i did last night!
guy 2: what?!
guy 3: i heard he got to 666th base.
guy 1: it was totally satanic.
any person who fits the following requirements: 1.has more than two dogs. 2.has drinking parties every week in a cold -ss camp. 3.has less than five functional teeth. 4.hangs out with a kid named meeker who will never get layed. 5.enjoys the prescense of a small mexican. 6.m-st-rb-t-s more than six times a day 7.a […]
- Friend Soulmate
like a best friend, but different. a friendship born out of the simple fact that it was meant to be. just as we all have a select number of romantic soulmates, we also have a few friend soulmates walking around waiting for our lives to intersect. they will arrange secret meetings with you, but not […]
- Got No Bitties
when a female has no/little br–sts. is flatchested. no milk. nothing. check out that grogan, she aint got no bitties!
yes………’lard-rs-‘ is a derogatory term used to describe fat people who, as we all know, eat copius amounts of lard in order to achieve their portly status and the word’ moderation’ means nothing to them. oh yeah and they think cheap tracksuits disguise this and they always insist they eat like ‘birds’. big giant fat […]
- Lara Croft Effect
when playing a computer game and despite pressing all the right b-ttons, your character does something wrong or completely random. typical of the lara croft games, even on all platforms. dude: hey man you just died! you were supposed to jump over the gap! why did you dive into it? non-dude: hey man! don’t get […]