69 for two. mommy sux daddy dry while daddy eats mommy out. hopefully it was ur daddy?
like when u walked in on ur mom and “uncle\stepbrother” yeah now u get it
when a man and women are in the 69 position, the women sticks a finger in the man’s -ss, causing him to -j-c-l-t-. me and my wife were 69ing but i couldn’t c-m, so she whipped out the ol’ .5er to get the job done. 69.5ing is the best.
(noun) 1.) a 3 digit number 2.) oral s-x with another person watching 3.) simultaneous oral s-x done six times in a certian time. usually counted by the number of -rg-sms given off by one of the partners. 4.) demonic s-x. 1.) “if i multiply 6 times 116, i get 696.” 2.) “hey, me and […]
mean 2 s-x moves equals a pregant woman. dude i totally did a69+84=5 on that girl and no she’s 5 (pregnant).
- 69 cream pie
two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who -j-c-l-t-d into each of them performing c-nn-l-ng-s on the other. jack’s bliss babe anne and their girlfriend did the 69 cream pie while he got ready for another round.
- 69 dead sled
raping and then shooting a woman in the head on a flight of stairs and then sticking your d-ck in her gun shot wound and riding her dead corpse down the stairs like a sled. her on bottom of course. dude i 69 dead sled your mom last night!