696
(noun)
1.) a 3 digit number
2.) oral s-x with another person watching
3.) simultaneous oral s-x done six times in a certian time. usually counted by the number of -rg-sms given off by one of the partners.
4.) demonic s-x.
1.) “if i multiply 6 times 116, i get 696.”
2.) “hey, me and my girl are gonna do a 696. wanna join?”
– “i can only watch?… awww…”
3.) “g-d, this 696 thing is a hard thing to try.”
4.) “the pentagram and candles are finally finished. now time to get this 696 going.”
696 is pr-nounced six ninety-six, not six-hundred ninety-six.
696 is an enhanced version of 69, but altered to accommodate a third person who cannot partic-p-te. this third person’s presence may or may not be known.
1. i 696ed with my parents. while they 69ed i was jerkin it in the closet. (unknown third person)
2. my b-tch came over the other day, but she was on period, so instead i 69ed with someone else while she watched. (known and extremely jealous third person)
a three way… version of 69
woah that was some 696 ladies…
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