the best crew ever
my crew is 69crew
- alien probing
to be poked by an alien, and then tested. “when she wrote a sentence for her teacher, her teacher liked how she mentioned alien probing in it.”
being pr-ne to faking that one has a fear of spiders just to get someone else to kill it, typically out of laziness or squeamishness. when i was single i would kill a spider, but now that i have a boyfriend i like to act arachnafauxbic and get him to kill it for me.
the native, and “politically correct” language of attempting to be part of society but owning an ios device i meant to say “dayummm” on that insta pic but i got translated into autocorrectish. datum
- avalanche t*ts
when a woman’s br–sts are so saggy and misshapen that they fall down like an avalanche when she takes her bra off. she took off her bra and the groud shook, i ran for my snow mobile from the avalanche t-ts.
daddyles, when he’s dressed in lady’s clothing and has his man-thing tucked between his b-ttocks so he fits into red, polka-dotted panties. also because it feels nice back there. babysquid, you made me ink everywhere!