the act of washing your p-n-s (genitals) in a restroom sink after having s-x, in an effort to hide the fact you cheated before you go home.
“my wife will be waiting up for me, i better grab a 7-11 shower so she doesn’t find out what i was up to.”
- Long Crendon
a small village in the county of buckinghamshire, in england. about 1,000 people live there. other names: “crendon” for short or “l.c ghetto” i am going to long crendon today
being jealous of a person named jenelle. d-mn jenelles so cool and funny, im jenellous. when somebody is jealous of somebody named jenelle jenelle is so hot right now.” “yeah, the other girls must be so jenellous,
- at the j
one who has no life and only goes to the j to play basketball. ex. ryan merten. ryan merten is at the j getting schooled by eric kenney again.
beautiful. the most amazing girl you will ever meet. she’s sweet and funny and smart and beyond gorgeous. if you’re dating her, don’t ever let her go because you’ll never find anybody like her. just seeing her smile will brighten your day. she takes things as she sees them, so don’t pretend to be somebody […]
- Cult of Farts
the cult of farts is a new-age body of believers who worship the unknown deity almighty farts. originated in 2009 in east stroudsburg, pennsylvania, the cult of farts has expanded across the poconos. almighty farts, also known as farts himself, has unknown sovereignty and/or powers. though there are no known works of literature that support […]