a lame game played by silly middle schoolers where one person is blindfolded in a closet and another locked in with them for seven minuets to do whatever they want.
since usualy one is too prude to do anything to their mystery person- its a whole lot of sitting in the dark for seven minuets going, “when the f-ck are they letting us out of the closet?”
guy 1 “hey girl one, lets play 7 minuets in heaven, betty- you go first.”
betty “huh? what?”
girl one “go on betty, i think josh is up next… i hear he goes straght for second base :d”
betty “no, i don’t wanna…”
girl one talks her into going in the closet and locks the door…. usualy tossing in someone in other than josh- but she thinks its josh…. or she is locked in by herself wondering what smells so bad in the corner of the closet.
- 7 o'clock shadow
the stubble you get in your -ss crack when you miss a shave my 7 o’clock shadow is starting to itch!
- liquid weed
(noun) clear liquor, i.e. vodka, some rum, to be mixed and consumed as a flavorful beverage. anything alcoholic except beer. “man, im finna get high on some liquid weed tonight, then holla at some shawtys.”
texting shorthand for “f-ck you lance, answer.” used as a follow-up text when you have not received a response to your original text. taken from the quentin tarantino cl-ssic, pulp fiction. original text: are we getting drunk tonight? (time goes by without a reply) follow-up text: fyla!
- Liquor? I don't even know her!
a tired old gag line to say whenever someone says the word ‘liquor’. drinkin’ man 1: “hey, let’s go get some liquor!” drinkin’ man 2: “liquor? i don’t even know her!”
a lochodactyl is loch ness monster/pterodactyl/seduction fireball hybrid. it is created by the used of teleportation and time travel. the lochodactyl is used in modern day baptisms to make getting baptized more risky, the way it was in the early days of christianity. lochodactyls are trained to tell the difference between christians and non-christian because […]