756 is the number of home runs required to break hank aaron’s career record of 755 home runs. the record was “broken” in 2007 by barry bonds and a steroid-filled syringe. for this reason, some proposed than an asterisk be placed beside the number to denote a discrepancy in the “record”. as bonds is now serving hard time (and taking it hard in the -ss), hank aaron’s record still stands.
-dude how’d you do on that test?
-i totally barry bonds’d it.
-no way! you cheated?
-h-ll yeah man, maybe the teacher will give me a 756- on it.
a dillderbanger just some -sshole. well, lets see, for example, youre one
- dirty b
inserting the p-n-s into ones belly b-tton. me:where were you last night? you:giving rachel a dirty b! me:sweet
- licking oranges
a secret word used by girls to say a guy is “looking gorgeous.” this term originated when i told one of my friends that a guy i work with was looking gorgeous and she misunderstood me and thought i said “licking oranges” ” that guy over there is licking oranges!” johnny depp is licking oranges!
- Life orgasm
when you think of an idea (usually when high) that brings extreme joy and pleasure, but only lasts as long as you can keep it. -after blunt ross: yeah dog that blunt was tight, so what are we doin’ tomorrow? matt: ohhh eahah…. dude! i just remembered we were snowboarding tomorrow! totally just had a […]
- lip juice
n.-the sperm -j-c-l-t-d into lips. i love lip juice…mmmmmmm lip juice