person/organisation who claims an -ssociation to you or a network with which you are -ssociated (i.e. recruiter who asks to join your linkedin network in order to gain access to friends and colleagues without your knowledge/approval) purely for personal or financial gain.
i really don’t know that guy; he’s 7th degree of separation. don’t give him anything.
- googling dub
(verb): to be looking for a bag of weed (adj): when someone is so dumb they have to google simple terms. yo, that kid tweak said he was googling dub to see what it meant.
a phony name, a pseudonym. always use a phonynym when you use the internet. you’ll regret it if you don’t.
- bag shaker
one who shakes a bag of drugs at a person, usually of their s-xual preference, hoping to get s-xual favors in return. bag shaker: “hey, daisey! wanna get high?” daisey: “h-ll yeah! that’s what’s up!” bag shaker: “i just re-upped! check out the slugs she broke me off! (as he’s shakin bag of dope in […]
- t*rd ferguson
a name first created in a cl-ssic sketch on sat-rday night live. the sketch was a parody of celebrity jeopardy that had will ferrell as alex trebek, jimmy fallon as third rock from the sun’s french stewart, norm mcdonald as burt reynolds, and darryl hammond as sean connery. in fact, the first definition for sean […]
- turbo f*ck
one who can screw at light speed; a person who has incredible longevity, accuracy, and of course velocity in all s-xual matters your mom was such a turbo f-ck last night, i thought i was going to die