the most boring period ever, in which you sit and stare at an untalented teacher and slam your head s hard as you can on your desk until you kill yourself.
ugh. 7th period math. can i go die now?
7th period is a fun period because we get to hang out and make fun of each other and cheat off each other and make out and kn-b slob and watch apryl eat bananas and watch israel hit on apryl and watch apryl give us bad looks bc we3 are staring at her and think that mr johnson has a thing for etan.
excuse me, while i put my crouch in your face.
- pan am smile
also known as the “botox smile”, it is the name given to a fake smile, or a smile that only uses your mouth and not your eyes. the name refers to pan am stewardesses, who would have to always have on a smile when around p-ssengers, even if it was insincere. my mother flashed her […]
the heart a girl sends a guy when they are best friends. boy: i love you girl: i love you too💗💗💗
- new england voicemail
when you set your phone to vibrate, shove it into your -ss, and have your partner call you repeatedly. last night, she gave me a new england voicemail, so i had to void the warranty today.
- alexis ruby
the s-xiest babe on earth. she doesn’t know how s-xy she is, and is very uncomfortable with her body. she is smart, kind, caring and most of all creative. this is the kind of girl you want to f-ck and then marry cause she is so perfect. don’t tell her that, she won’t believe you. […]
- oi fam
someone who acts like a chav there were a bunch of oi fams right, a hundred of them, all at mc donald’s.