a heroic warrior who was once bitten by a spider. he does not have 8legs but the speed he runs at makes it look like he does.
frank – ‘who’s that warrior over there?’
jim – ‘that’s just 8leg’
- gurneys law
in a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. if it goes badly he can’t try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. women can […]
- the common plague
the common plague is a very bad disease, mainly caught on tumblr. the symptoms include: coughing up bad memes, getting triggered, going on tumblr. regularly, saying swag, and saying yolo. if you have a worse condition, please consult the definition of the uncommon plague. the common plague can be cured by using injecting dank memes […]
- expo style
the act of sticking two expo markers up your nose while having ” doggy style” s-x me and kim kardashion just did an expo style
- forest or a chicken
to be a forest is to have a hairy p-ssy or d-ck. to be a chicken is to be smooth down low. are you a forest or a chicken?
- denay parkin
a sk-nky little b-tch from chelmer and she looks like she has herpes and her v-g-n- looks like it’s been hit by a frate train at max speed connor: i f-cked this b-tch last night. jack : was she tight and clean connor : no she had a denay parkin . jack: omg!!! eww