9th base
fingering a girl with one’s big toe
“yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!”
folicular s-x, or s-x with hair follicles. warning this can cause severe bleeding.
mike: oh my justin! did you hear, josh and jessie got to 9th base last week!
tim:holy sh-t, that’s why she hasn’t been at work all week!
having s-x with every-thing in the planet that moves at the excite same time!
currently only chuck norris has achieved 9th base.
-n-l s-x with someone from behind whilst you place your hands around their throat and strangle them.
jacob : hey man, im so going to 9th base with you tonight is that cool?
dan mcgree : h-ll yes its cool, i want it badly i hope your ok with it though..
to get pummelled up the bunghole by a random stranger
omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman
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