Laxident
an accident caused during a game, practice, or session of lacrosse
chris had a laxident when he tripped on a stick left on the field.
the action of throwing and breaking something in your home, apartment, or fraternity house, with a lacrosse ball
i was laxin in the hall and had a laxident when the ball shattered the black lights.
when a person takes too many laxatives or uses them improperly and has an accident because of it. specifically in ones pants or in public, where it is more embarr-ssing.
i was trying to lose a ton of weight so i took a bunch of laxatives, but i had a huge laxident in my boyfriend’s bed and made an -ss out of myself.
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