A baboonaphile
one who molests baboons
once caught in a s-xual act with a baboon, the culprit is placed on a s-x offenders record as a baboonaphile…
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a man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.
a male who enjoys s-x with obese or ugly female partners
a baboonaphile is often a person who possesses like symptoms found in drunken men; formerly called “beer goggles”
one who molests baboons or any person resembling or smelling like a baboon.
emily is a baboonaphile because she molested phoebe, who is a baboon.
a person, usually male who seeks the tender company of underage baboons ofering them sweet-nothingswhispered in their little primate ears for a red -ssed romp in the jungle.
me: hey lets go into the forest and see if we can’t pull a few baboons to party with. think jed will want to go?
austin: of course he would, only he’d wait for us to get a few ho’s drunk, then go for the minors…
me:no!
austin: yes! that fools a baboonaphile. to me thats just sick.
me: f-ck him then. hey, you got any bannanas or should we stop by safeway?
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