a bape and a year


an expression used to describe an extremely long time between either seeing or talking to someone, similar to the ghetto term of a hot minute. bape is used in this context to make the time seem much longer.
bro 1: yo son, i haven’t seen you in a bape and a year since the last bro circle.

bro 2: i know, how’s your mother?

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