Derpducken
when one has diarrhea and then out of no where a solid piece of sh-t flies out of the -ss and into the bowl, splashing the previously laid diarrhea onto -ss and exposed genitals.
dude #1: what took you so long? the movie is about to start.
dude #2: had a derpducken dude. had to make sure sh-t was locked down and everything was clean.
dude#1: word.
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