a louis armstrong
a louis armstrong (also known as ‘a lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a rusty trombone on each other creating a full circle. basically a human centipede rusty trombone. it’s a win/win for everybody, n-body misses out. note: if less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.
corey: hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
glen: f-ck all planned. how bout we do a louis armstrong?
brad: f-ck yes, count me in c-nts!
corey: i’ll call travis and get him to bring fred, kizza, neil and stringy over.
brad: i f-cking love a good old lu-ee. i’m about to sh-t bricks i’m so pumped.
glen: for f-ck sake brad, save the sh-tting for after the louis armstrong.
corey: ok, all done. the other c-nts will be here in 30 minutes.
glen: sweet. i bags not going behind fred, that c-nt farted a f-ckton of gas into my mouth last time.
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