the gordon ramsey
you cook for your girl but forget to wash your hands after handling jalapenos. then decide to have s-x with her. thus spreading that jalapeno to her v-g-n- causing burning pain.
guy 1: “my girl loved dinner but i forgot to wash my hands.”
guy 2: ” oh sh-t! you performed the gordon ramsey! i bet that sucked for her! “
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