A Safety
the condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid
hey you gonna nail her tonight?
idk, i have a safety though so we’ll see
good luck man
i used my safety last night
can i get a condom out of your pack?
yea dude, you always gotta have a safety
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