a salad : a limp, useless lie used by anyone who wants to be socially acceptable.
oh my god! you’re such a salad!
when a person suffers discrimination or ridicule, based purely on the fact that they are australian. i was kicked out of the buzzfeed meeting after i suggested an article for “23 delicious new ways to enjoy vegemite”. i guess you could say i was australienated.
- fanta fapping
the art of dismembering ones hand and using it to m-st-rb-t- ian “rick, have you ever tried fanta fapping “? rick “no whats that”? ian” look it up on urban dictionary”
- hoeish act
when someone sucks too many d-cks thats a hoeish act
the act of falling down when overweight. this is popularised by paul blart, the mall cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. tl:dr fat man go boom-boom. oh dear, paul is always blarting all over the place! he just blarted right there in the ball at work. it never […]
- italian bayonet
put your d-ck in a pizza and feed it to your bae i ate an italian bayonet