when everyone is having a dandy time, and that one specific person ruins it for all.
everyone was enjoying sallyanne’s party, untill jim bob took a sh-t in the punchbowl by knocking over the boombox.
a gorgeous, intelligent and hilarious woman. she has great taste in music, cinema and literature. she is a student of world languages and a vegan. she is a caucasian/arab hybrid. my friend esma. esma is the most amazing person ever. she’s hilarious, the best friend anyone can ask, and smart. she’s friends with all the […]
bvp is the acronym designating a big veiny p-n-s. i won’t f-ck a guy who doesn’t have a bvp, it just isn’t worth my time. big virgin player (someone who is convinced they are actually a player, but in reality is still a virgin) someone who pretends to be a pimp and have s-x with […]
the attempt by a couple to save their relationship by having a baby both sides should be thoroughly prepared for babyglue to bond successfully, not suitable for fixing broken relationships. a sticky substance that generates from the testes. aka pearl jam, man mayo, and sperm. woman: what are flavored condoms for? man: so b-tch-s like […]
synonymous with leech (computing). i’m going to fras the new james bond film off of you. larval sh-t the larva has white fras! a cigarette. comes from the word “frajo”, frequently used in the southwest. some guy you don’t know: “hey, you got a fra?” you: “sorry, dude.” your friend: “hey, hook it up with […]
the aperture science handheld portal device. a gun that is capable of creating man-sized ad-hoc quantum tunnels through physical sp-ce, a possible application for which includes shower curtains. hey, look at my ashpd!