getting highly intoxicated and screaming as loud as you can; “i love my girlfriend!”
oh man johnnys doing a slatfish!
- taunt the one eyed weasel
euphemism for masturbation. person 1: “wanna go to the mall?” person2: “no sorry, i gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel.”
- ankle cracker
a small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature. person 1: “d-mn, that peyton is such an ankle cracker.” person 2: “yeah, no one even saw her coming.”
- asian weeaboo
a j-panese man (or a woman) that is obsessed with america weeaboo: i love j-pan asian weeaboo: i love americaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- chum about
to hang out with a friend just because there’s nothing else to do. wanna chum about on friday? sure! wanna chum about on friday? sure!
when you eat too much all-bran and sh-t a loaf the size of an infant. d-mn, my -ss is still sore from giving birth to that branchild this morning.