it means to screw up so bad in something due to going full retarted. it originated from the greek theft named “aasmir” who got caught during a robbery due to going full retarted.
“oh no! i just called my friend saying “hey son of a b*tch” but his mom picked up the phone. i done aasmired so bad

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