abandoned pitcher’s mound
the pelvic region above the v-g-n- that is covered with an extreme amount of pubic hair,thus resembling the look of an old baseball sandlot that hasn’t been played on in a long time
mike wanted to eat out gina,but told her to cut the gr-ss above her cl-t ,because it looked like an abandoned pitcher’s mound
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