Abizer
a guy who knows computers through and through. everybody asks the abizer for help, and he’s always happy to give it. a hacker in the sense that he can find unconventional or innovative solutions to problems.
case 1:
person: “hey abizer, do you know how to do this on the computer?”
abizer: “yeah, just like this.”
person: “thanks man!”
case 2:
person: “hey, this thing isn’t working properly…”
abizer: “maybe you should try this way instead of that way.”
person: “it works! yay!”
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