aboobakar
a corrupted form of b–b baker, someone who resorts to baking to satisfy s-xual frustation. generally seen as low down in the social hierarchy, the kind of person that m-st-rb-t-s using a hot pie.
man how come i never get laid?
it’s because you have s-x with pies, ab–bakars never get laid.
hmm have you tried this crumble?
um, that’s a pie. i was experimenting with being an ab–bakar.
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