(n.) the morbid fear of running out of toilet paper. from the greek, literally “absence of paper for hygiene purposes, fear of.”
an abnormal and persistent concern about the possibility of being without toilet paper at the vital moment. highly variable in severity, can range from merely acc-mulating and storing excessive supplies of toilet paper to at the most extreme end, a need to stock up “just in case” every time the person goes past a shop, even though the house is already full of the stuff.
milder forms of toilet paper anxiety not fulfilling criteria for the full-blown disorder include obsessions with whether the paper comes off the roll from the top or underneath, and changing rolls around when they are on the “wrong” way.
my acartohygieiophobia is playing up today – had to buy a super saver pack of 24 rolls again.
she’s acartohygieiophobic – did you see her checking out all the rolls in the stalls before choosing one?
- access all areas
(1) permission to touch, kiss, explore all parts of a partner’s body during s-x. (2) freedom to have oral, v-g-n-l and -n-l s-x with a woman. i’m getting on really well with lizzie. she lets me access all areas.
- Access card
the state of pennsylvania’s form of a welfare card. naturally abused by most (not all, i’m sure a minority of those using it actually do put it to the intended use), the access card is a b-tch for the rest of us. it always works out that some -sshole on welfare is right in front […]
- Ace Rockolla
nickname of adam corolla, host of loveline, a s-x help radio show. ace said the funniest sh-t the other night. i almost busted a gut
a synonym for ‘n-z-‘ or ‘bullsh-t waste of your time’ or even in some cases ‘omfg this site licks b-lls’. aceuplink likes to pose as a friendly robotics forum but really it is one of two things: >a n-z- pos establishment >ball licker >a ball licking n-z- pos establishment “hey dude wanna go to aceuplink?” […]
to yearn for something i ache for some loving tonight.