accidental trip to rio
when a woman doesn’t know the pad/liner she is wearing has shifted & is now attached to her pubic hair, then pulls down her underwear too quickly, rendering a surprise bald patch.
i’m not sad, i just took an accidental trip to rio & now my eyes won’t stop watering!
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