Acid Rape
acid rape is a new genre of music which is more hardcore than any other genre. it has been compared by critics to chewbacca raping a six year-old. example bands of this are:
-liquid deaths-x
-gripping power sh-te
-anti-semitic rock
-the devils c-m
-volcanic j-zz tornado
-fascist killdeath post-apocalyptic metal squadron
-raging -n-l thunder.
the inventors claim that “you aren’t acid rape” unless you comply by these regulations:
-your band must be on fire for the duration of the performance
-the only vocals can be the noise produced when pouring concentrated nitric acid on the tonsils of orphaned nuns while they are asleep
-no clothes are allowed at the gig
-at least seven people have to die per song.
the inventor goes by the pseudonym of “ringsting mcdrilldo” which he claims was given to him while he was burning a catholic orphanage in lithuania
“dude, liquid deaths-x are the best acid rape band ever!”
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