an activist who is an -sshole. thinks that they are surrounded by ignorant close-minded bigots because no one wants to deal with them. usually confuses people not liking them personally with not supporting their cause.
person 1: “bethany doesn’t realize that constantly demanding people check their privilege doesn’t really do anything but make people dislike her more.”
person 2: “yeah she’s such an act hole”
- cr*p trapped
not being able to leave your stall after taking a cr-p in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room. (text) friend: “dude, where you at? been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!” you: “sorry […]
a s-xy and skinny white girly girl. she loves lesbian cheerleaders, with big b–bs, b-tts and beautiful eyes. she especially loves them in bed. her best interests are starbucks, chocolate, and family. her fathers always present in her life, and her mother isn’t. she eats very little food and is usually anorexic. omg! keyaira is […]
to crawl through cr-p. “i had to crawp across the attic to run that cable.”
/tee”oh-fil”-ee-ac/- noun 1. a tendency to really enjoy drinking tea; 2. a lover of tea betty drinks at least 3 cup of green tea a day, she is a true teaophiliac.
a rare canadian tree with the sole function of bestowing maple bacon onto all those who discover it. do not approach this sentient plant quickly, as it will become startled and fecal matter will rain down from its branches. though it is a particularly short tree, many would still find this rather inconvenient and, in […]