act of congress


an authorization that is hard to obtain in a reasonable amount of time.
it should not take an act of congress to solve an issue of car and pedestrian traffic.
1. an act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.
kiko: well, time to go p-ss an act of congress!
choo: ?
kiko: -chomp- means i’m gonna take a sh-t, choo!
choo: have fun.

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