youtube sensation 6 fingered women who spends most of his life being friendly
omg there goes adlani
she/he is amazing
how can he be a sensation with 6 fingers?
- peewee hill
the arch in your best friends back when he f-cks your wife doggystyle. charlie gave cookie a h-ll of a “peewee hill” in the red dodge.
- koff cunt
shortened down “f-ck off c-nt” why don’t you koff c-nt
- seize her holy lands
the act of f-cking her in the holy land. otherwise known as that dank p-ssy. what is on your agenda today? i am about to seize her holy lands
- zachin' it
driving on anything that’s not a paved road. i never drive on roads, i’m always zachin’ it.
- godzilla 2014
godzilla 2014 is 5 minutes of a severly obese lizard with pinhead syndrome, and 115 minutes of a bug eyed crying white boy who likes like a fish whining in your face. i want to watch a sad rom com about two boring white people crying. f-ck steel magnolias, i’m going to see godzilla 2014!!