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• havalah

  a hebrew name for a total babe. derives from the name eve, which means life, so that b-tch be fertile. only bust a nut in her if you ready for commitment, an 18 year commitment. but seriously, datp-ssydoe. did you see that fox? yeah, she’s a total havalah.

• vampire shit

  taking a sh-t with the lights off “i had to take a vampire sh-t”. all the lights were out in the washroom

• fudge doodles

  it is when you are f-cking to scared to say f-ck. oh f-ck i forgot to do my homework i mean fudge doodles

• Food masochist

  when u eat food ur body cant handle or eat food that is too spicy/salty/sweet etc but you still eat it bc ! u hate urself anyway and 2 u dont give a sh-t “im such a food m-s-ch-st!!!” “a what” “i ate ice cream yesterday but im lactose intolerant so i shat my brains […]

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